Here’s a Picture
It’s me taking a picture of myself on the screen of a phone that’s taking a picture of me. You can’t see my face, but I’m hoping you’ll want to see it so badly that you’ll invite me in for an interview.
I once finished an entire quart of ice-cream all by myself. In one sitting. It was amazing. I wrote a story about it, you can find it in my “I enjoy” page.
I’m too cheap to buy a tripod for my claymation videos so I hot-glued my phone case to a light fixture for a makeshift tripod. It’s not ratchet, it’s thrifty.
I’ve run 3 Tough Mudders, 3 Spartans, 1 olympic triathlon, 1 marathon, 8 half marathons, and a couple dozen smaller races.
…I just wanted to brag.